Ever Wonder?

[CSMAnderson]

Why is it, when you change lanes in traffic, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now? Happens every time!

[function]

for the same reason that when a person is driving too slow in the left lane and you want to pass them, they will accelerate when they get in the right lane, making you drive faster to pass them, even though your previous speed was faster than theirs

[skipper]

must be the same god that causes my boss to swing only by after I've been working for 7 hours straight then decide to take a break on the Nub forum.

[tobacmon]

must be the same god that causes my boss to swing only by after I've been working for 7 hours straight then decide to take a break on the Nub forum.


NOW THIS IS FUNNY RIGHT HERE! HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME:confused:

[CigARM]

You guys add all of that to Murphy's laws ;)

Murphy's Original Law:
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.


Murphy's Law or Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives:
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.


Murphy's Corollaries:
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.


Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law:
Everything goes wrong all at once.


Murphy's Constant:
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.


The Murphy Philosophy:
Smile... tomorrow will be worse.


Conclusions:
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the first one to go wrong.
Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Anything that can't go wrong will anyway.
If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Every solution breeds new problems.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a bitch.


Commentary:
Murphy was an optimist.


Addendum to Murphy's Law:
You never run out of things that can go wrong.


Law of the Perversity of Nature or Mrs. Murphy's Corollary:
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.


Corollaries:
The bread will always fall with the buttered side down.
Otherwise, the butter was on the wrong side.
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

[EKGOTSKILLZZ]

i agree ....i hate that