xavier_chino
05-29-2008, 01:04 PM
Sing this in your head to Baby got back by sir mix-a-lot. will try to do a video.
Intro
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her Nub.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those Sam guy’s friends.
But, y'know, who understands those cigar guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she has a bag full of Nub swag, 'kay?
I mean, her Nub, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
That Nub’s just so ... thick!
I like big Nubs and I can not lie
You other brothers of the leaf can't deny
That when you walk into that humi
And see those Nubs
You get sprung, wanna pull out your lighter
'Cause you notice that the Nub was in stock
Deep in the box that they came in
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh Nubby, I wanna smoke ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
Not to try that Nub stand, but I’ve seen it
Ooh, look a’ that smooth ash
You say you wanna get Sam’s Mini Cooper?
Well, smoke ’em, smoke ’em
'Cause they ain't that average cigar
I've seen them standin'
The hell with romancin'
That Nubs strong, smooth,
Got it goin' like a turbo Coop’
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' Churchills are the thing
Take the average smoker and ask him that
He’ll say it’s got to pack much flavor
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your cigar shop got the Nub? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to smoke it! (somke it!) Smoke it! (Smoke it!)
Smoke that great cigar!
Sammy’s got Nub!
(Habano wrapper with Nicaraguan filler)
Sammy’s got Nubs!
Sam likes 'em round, and big
And when he’s throwin' an event
He just can't help himself, he’s actin' like an animal
Now here's his scandal
He wants to roll you a Nub
And ugh, double-up, that wrapper
I’m talkin' bout a barber pole Nub
'Cause lancero sticks are made for boys
I want 'em real thick and short
So let’s find that perfect cammie
Frank's in trouble
Beggin' for that last box press
So I'm lookin' at rap videos
Watchin' these rappers smokin' other cigars
You can have them sticks
I'll keep my cigars like the Nub
A word to the thick 466, I wanna get a box of ya
I’ll cut and light ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *smoke*
Til the break of dawn
This Nub got it goin' on
A lot of cig smokers won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather relax and smoke
'Cause Nubs are great, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the smoking on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in Sam’s Mini Cooper {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Buy some Nubs!
Even white boys got to shout
Sammy’s got Nubs!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to Cigars, Cigar Aficionado ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 7 x 36? Ha ha, how bout 4 x 64.
So Sammy rolls a you cigar, playin' at the events
But No one’s won that motor in the front of his MiniCooper
My Cutter don't want none
Unless you've got Nubs, hun
You can do Nub swings or stands,
But please don't lose that Nub
Some brothers wanna play that 'hard' role
And tell you that the Nub ain't gold
So they Dismiss it leave the shop
And I pull up quick to buy some
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your length is small and your gauge is thick
And I'm thinkin' bout smokin'
To the beanpole sticks in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a Nub, I can't resist it
Sam Leccia and quality control didn’t miss it
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his sticks aren’t on my list
He had Nubs but he chose not to buy 'em
So I pull up quick to get 'em
So ladies, if the Nub is in,
And you wanta find me,
Dial 1-900-NUBALOT
And Smoke them good ol’ Nubs
Sammy’s got nubs!
Hope you enjoyed
Intro
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her Nub.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those Sam guy’s friends.
But, y'know, who understands those cigar guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she has a bag full of Nub swag, 'kay?
I mean, her Nub, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
That Nub’s just so ... thick!
I like big Nubs and I can not lie
You other brothers of the leaf can't deny
That when you walk into that humi
And see those Nubs
You get sprung, wanna pull out your lighter
'Cause you notice that the Nub was in stock
Deep in the box that they came in
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh Nubby, I wanna smoke ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
Not to try that Nub stand, but I’ve seen it
Ooh, look a’ that smooth ash
You say you wanna get Sam’s Mini Cooper?
Well, smoke ’em, smoke ’em
'Cause they ain't that average cigar
I've seen them standin'
The hell with romancin'
That Nubs strong, smooth,
Got it goin' like a turbo Coop’
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' Churchills are the thing
Take the average smoker and ask him that
He’ll say it’s got to pack much flavor
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your cigar shop got the Nub? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to smoke it! (somke it!) Smoke it! (Smoke it!)
Smoke that great cigar!
Sammy’s got Nub!
(Habano wrapper with Nicaraguan filler)
Sammy’s got Nubs!
Sam likes 'em round, and big
And when he’s throwin' an event
He just can't help himself, he’s actin' like an animal
Now here's his scandal
He wants to roll you a Nub
And ugh, double-up, that wrapper
I’m talkin' bout a barber pole Nub
'Cause lancero sticks are made for boys
I want 'em real thick and short
So let’s find that perfect cammie
Frank's in trouble
Beggin' for that last box press
So I'm lookin' at rap videos
Watchin' these rappers smokin' other cigars
You can have them sticks
I'll keep my cigars like the Nub
A word to the thick 466, I wanna get a box of ya
I’ll cut and light ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *smoke*
Til the break of dawn
This Nub got it goin' on
A lot of cig smokers won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather relax and smoke
'Cause Nubs are great, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the smoking on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in Sam’s Mini Cooper {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Buy some Nubs!
Even white boys got to shout
Sammy’s got Nubs!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to Cigars, Cigar Aficionado ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 7 x 36? Ha ha, how bout 4 x 64.
So Sammy rolls a you cigar, playin' at the events
But No one’s won that motor in the front of his MiniCooper
My Cutter don't want none
Unless you've got Nubs, hun
You can do Nub swings or stands,
But please don't lose that Nub
Some brothers wanna play that 'hard' role
And tell you that the Nub ain't gold
So they Dismiss it leave the shop
And I pull up quick to buy some
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your length is small and your gauge is thick
And I'm thinkin' bout smokin'
To the beanpole sticks in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a Nub, I can't resist it
Sam Leccia and quality control didn’t miss it
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his sticks aren’t on my list
He had Nubs but he chose not to buy 'em
So I pull up quick to get 'em
So ladies, if the Nub is in,
And you wanta find me,
Dial 1-900-NUBALOT
And Smoke them good ol’ Nubs
Sammy’s got nubs!
Hope you enjoyed