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skipper
05-27-2008, 09:52 PM
OK, lets get contest #1 rolling.
First of all, this is the way all contests will work. A secret team of judges will select from all entries a set number of finalists. The finalists will be put on a poll for the membership to chose the actual winner. Not unlike American Idol (or Idle as I feel about it), or even Americas Funniest Home Videos. Same type of thing.
General rules will include no bashing of other cigar brands or people and try to keep things "work safe" or at least label anything that may be outside the bounds of office appropriate as NSFW. Still, remember this is a public forum and we need to maintain a level of decorum.

FINALLY, on to our first contest.
As the name implies, we are looking for songs. Original compositions. You may take actual existing songs and change the words. Just make it NUBBY. Make it fun.
Consideration will be awarded according to originality, length, applicability and entertainment value.
By Originality we mean how original your work is (this is obviously subjective)
By length we mean how long the song is. Obviously 1 sentence isn't much of a song. Also, if you are changing an existing work, substituting a single word with Nub alone will be considered short no matter how long the song is. Changing all the words for a few stanzas would be long and will go a long way towards extra points.
By applicability, the more it relates to NUB, this forum and the life and times of Sam, the more points will be awarded.
Finally Entertainment Value, make it funny, clever, just plain fun to enjoy and this too will go a long way.

This contest will work in two (2) categories.
Category 1, post your song in print (see example below).
Category #2, make a video. Post your video and the lyrics (in case we need help understanding them). You need not have a band, but it may help. Music in the background should be considered although acappella is fine too. You need not have any singing ability and I can't say what will help here, lets just have some fun.

Prizes: I cant quite say for now because I don't yet know what I will have to give away, but I will say that you wont be disappointed and the video category will be worth significantly more than the print category.

Because we are just getting started here this one will run for longer than 1 week. All print or text entries posted by midnight Sunday June 8th will be eligible. Sunday midnight June 15th for the video entries. Within a few daysafter the deadlines the finalists will be posted for the membership voting. Membership voting will go on for 5 days. Afterwhich the winner will be declared and the prize mailed out.
Any contest that has only 1 entry will receive a consolation prize (it's hardly a contest if there are no contestants)

Here is an example of the types of entries we are looking for.
On the road again
In the Mini & on the road again
The life he loves is Rollin NUBS for all his buds
Sam the man is on the road again.
(talk about applicability, because he's on the road is why I am helping out here).
One last rule, I am not eligible otherwise that would obviously have won! :P
OK guys have FUN!

For print entries, simply make a new post in thsi section titled NUBAOKE followed by your song title.
For video entries, post in the video posting section.
There is no limit on how many entries a person may submit.

Post any questions or comments you may have below here as replies.

sergione
05-28-2008, 12:49 AM
Ok.......this might get a little nuts


YAYYYYYY HAHAHAHAHA

happy1
05-28-2008, 01:33 PM
Skip you are opening a can of worms with this one

ashman
05-28-2008, 02:50 PM
Is this two separate contests? One written and one live??

skipper
05-28-2008, 04:10 PM
Is this two separate contests? One written and one live??

sure. You can enter either or both.

ALBERTO
05-28-2008, 05:30 PM
ahh i have no talent..... but i sure do like the knobs... ahh i mean nubs

ashman
05-28-2008, 07:56 PM
OK, for those Morris Day and the Time fans.....No-one, Oh well. A remake of "Jungle Love".


I - I've been watching U
I think I wanna smoke ya (smoke ya)
Said I, I'm a little envious
Girl, I see ya smoking, that F-ing NUB!!!

My NUBBY love, yeah
I think I wanna smoke ya (smoke ya)
NUBBY love
Girl, I'd love 2 smoke ya (smoke ya)
NUBBY NUBBY Love – NUBBY Love

U - U've got a Mini Cooper
I think I wanna drive it (drive it)
I ain't playin', said I drive smoking da NUB
Take U 2 my herf, rip the band off ... huh! (NUBBY love)
NUBBY NUBBY Love – NUBBY Love

Ha-bon-o, Camer-oon, look out, oh!
Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh
I think I wanna smoke ya (smoke ya)
Oh, NUBBY love, yeah
Girl, I'd love 2 smoke ya (smoke ya)
NUBBY NUBBY Love – NUBBY Love

Come on baby, where's your NUB?
U wanna roll some NUBS or what?
NUBBY NUBBY Love – NUBBY Love

I wanna put U in my humi-dor
Lock U up and hide the key
NUBBY Love
U ..only get better with age, baby
Cuz if U're craving, buy a box of me
UH, NUBBY Love

Oh, NUBBY love, yes
Think I wanna smoke ya (smoke ya)
Hey, NUBBY love ya, yuummmmmmmmmm
Girl, I'd love 2 smoke ya (smoke ya)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, NUBBY love, oh!
I think I wanna smoke ya (smoke ya)
NUBBY love
I think I wanna, I think I wanna, I think I wanna smoke them all (NUB them)

Hey Bulzy
N..now Leccia, SMOKE!!!!!
Check it out!

NUBBY love, yeah
NUBBY NUBBY Love – NUBBY Love
I think I wanna a Connecticut – (Connecticut)
Oh, NUBBY love, yeah
I think I wanna a Habano - (Habano)
Oh, NUBBY love, yeah
I think I wanna a Cameroon - (Cameroon)
NUBBY love, yeah
NUBBY NUBBY Love – NUBBY Love

Repeat – fade to silence

banzaitoyota
05-28-2008, 09:29 PM
this could be interesting

skipper
05-29-2008, 09:13 AM
hahaha... great one Ashman. I'm thinking it would be better if I knew the song!

OK guys we have our first entry. You gonna let him walk away with the prize?

Ashman, make a video and sing your masterpiece and you are in both contests!

banzaitoyota
05-30-2008, 08:59 PM
Sung to the tune of All Shook Up by Elvis:

A well I bless my soul
Whats wrong with me?
Im jonsing like a man on a fuzzy tree
My friends say Im actin wild as a bug
I want NUB
Sam you got to hook me up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My hands are shaky and my knees are weak
I cant seem to stand on my own two feet
Who do you thank when you have such luck?
I want NUB
Im all shook up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

Please dont ask me whats on my mind
Im a little mixed up, but Im feelin fine
When Im near that stick that I love best
My NUB fires up so I can rest

Sam rolled my NUB all special for me
Its wrapper its smooth, it smells so sweet
Im here to say the NUB is here to stay
Im in NUB
Im all shook up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

skipper
05-31-2008, 02:44 PM
lol, great

skipper
06-02-2008, 09:50 AM
7 days to go for your entries! Pretty good odds of winning, not that many entries (yet)

function
06-02-2008, 03:39 PM
dont worry, Ive got a nice one in the works

skipper
06-09-2008, 09:57 PM
The text version of this is closed. I will post within the next few days the entries to vote on. Then it's up to you guys to vote!

The prize for this entry is a Nub 6-pack and a Nub T-shirt!
There are still 6 days for the video entry. With no other entries you will be guaranteed a prize!

function
06-09-2008, 10:04 PM
whoops, forgot to write "nubbytown", if anybody wants to do a video to it, I'll give you the lyrics, also available is "nubs all over" and the "nubby dance"

skipper
06-10-2008, 10:22 AM
OK guys, all the entries were great. I will compile a list of the entries that the secret team voted to be voted on. Then it's up to you!
I hope to have this done today.

skipper
06-10-2008, 11:45 AM
OK, see the sticky thread above AND VOTE!!!

Paesan
06-10-2008, 11:09 PM
You should've seen by the look in His eyes, buddy
There was something missing
You should've known by the tone in his voice, maybe
But we’re glad you listened
You played dead, but you never bled,
Instead you lay still in the fields, all coiled up and thinkin
And though I know all about those men
Still I don't remember
Cause it was you, mister, ready for them
And there still together
And you meant, every word you said
When you said that you’d roll them, You meant that you’d roll them forever
And I'm gonna keep on NUBBIN you
Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just wanna keep on NUBBIN you
And I meant, every word I said
When I said that buy them, I meant I would smoke them forever
And I'm gonna keep on NUBBIN you
Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just wanna keep on NUBBIN you
Baby I'm gonna keep on NUBBIN you
'Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on NUBBIN you


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Paesan
06-10-2008, 11:12 PM
Billy Preston

Nubbin' A nubbin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have some'
If you wanna be with me
Nubbin' from nubbin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have some'
If you wanna be with me

I'm tryin' to be your hero
'Cause that zero is too low for me,
I'm not tryin' to be your highness
'Cause that minus is too low to see, yeah

Nubbin' A nubbin' leaves nobbin'
And I'm not bluffin'
Believe you me
Don't you remember I told ya
I'm a soldier in the war on tobacco leaves, yeah
Yes, I am

skipper
06-11-2008, 08:44 AM
Paesan, the date has passed for entries for the text version. But there is still time to make a video. Sing it, record it and post it. I mean Terry, that has to win!