Wookin Pa Nub: Nub Puns Here!

[brianhewitt]

You know you got 'em. I'm proposing a sticky thread where people can purge themselves of the plays on the name of the cigar line here. I think it will be therapeutic. And heck, who knows, they may become fodder for good advertising campaigns!

We've already got "Wookin' Pa Nub" which was Sam's CL handle. I was thinking about adding "All you need is Nub" and "A Nub is Enough" as the next entries to the list.

Wow, I feel so much better with those plays-on-words off my chest. ;)

(I would make this a contest, but somehow giving away a non Nub cigar might send the wrong message! LOL)

[Ceedee]

to the tune of the Police "one world is enough..." - "One Nub ain't enough, for all of us!"

[Sam Leccia]

man brian...you are dead on with this...Jose Oliva, myself and Dave Wagner have played this game over and over...we did our favorite nub songs, my fav was "sweet nub o mine" recorded by none other than "nubs and roses"

we did tv shows..movies...man the list went on forwever..

[Ceedee]

Nub said.


CD

[Ceedee]

True nub = nub. Nub said.

CD

[Sam Leccia]

If Nubbin U Is Wrong, Idont Wanna Be Right!

[matt257]

To NUb or not to NUb, that is the question - (with one obvious answer lol)

[Rocky Rulz]

Like I said in Chat with Sam: Gotta go give my edition of the nub to the wife

[brianhewitt]

man brian...you are dead on with this...Jose Oliva, myself and Dave Wagner have played this game over and over...we did our favorite nub songs, my fav was "sweet nub o mine" recorded by none other than "nubs and roses"

we did tv shows..movies...man the list went on forwever..

Thanks Sam. I'm an idea man. And when I don't have any of my own, I'm happy to steal the those of others! LOL!

Right now, I think most of us are singing "What is NUb?" and "Where is the Nub?"

[Dun killin time]

whats nub got to do, got to do with it? EVERYTHING!!:D

[Dave Wagner]

When I sing you to sleep, after the nubbin...

-Engelbert Nubberdinck

[Daver3283]

" I can't stop nubbin' you"

[Sam Leccia]

the devo tune:

nub it. nub it good.

[Maduro PiPs]

I WANNA NUBBBB!!! NUB!! :)
- Twisted Sister

[Maduro PiPs]

Nub Me Tender
- The King

[Maduro PiPs]

Are You Nubbing Tonight?
- The King

[DOZER]

HEY! Whats with all the Nub-Bub, Bub?

[Rowdymon]

Considering the big prize NUB is giving away...I thought this appropriate


Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the NUBin' Zone
Ride into the NUBin' Zone
Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the track
And shovin' into overdrive
Highway to the NUBin' Zone
I'll take you
Right into the NUBin' Zone
You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
Highway to the NUBin' Zone
Gonna take you
Right into the NUBin' Zone
Highway to the NUBin' Zone

[Rowdymon]

And of course....for Darth Sam

""Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the NUB."

[matt257]

May the NUb be with you

[Rowdymon]

May the NUb be with you

Laugh...no no...wrong side of the movie...

Darth Sam is EVIL.

Really...he starts all this hype and then like Lucy with Charlie Brown...yanks the NUB right out from underneath saying No NO...not till April...

Evil I tell you...pure EVIL.

[matt257]

Laugh...no no...wrong side of the movie...

Darth Sam is EVIL.

Really...he starts all this hype and then like Lucy with Charlie Brown...yanks the NUB right out from underneath saying No NO...not till April...

Evil I tell you...pure EVIL.

Oh Yeah, oooops :D Ok, may the NUb be with us :D

[Hydra]

Uh, how about, "Da Nub is not just a river in Europe."

[skipper]

When I sing you to sleep, after the nubbin...

-Engelbert Nubberdinck

Dave-you continue to...... scare me, Yeah that's it. Scare.

[MaytagMan]

ummm...

Don't cut off your nub to spite your cigar.

[brianhewitt]

NUbbin' you is easy 'cuz you're beautiful... (Insert high-pitched squealing here)

When I sing you to sleep, after the nubbin...

-Engelbert Nubberdinck

ROTFLMAO

[Maduro PiPs]

After the Nubbin....
- Engelbert

[Hydra]

"Nubby ducky, you're the one, you make bathtime so much fun!"

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[Hydra]

"To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the NUb,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause."

- Shakespeare

[Hydra]

She like's to polish my NUb.

[Sam Leccia]

I'm too sexy for my nub

[BrianEE93]

Wrap your lips around my Nub.

[Maduro PiPs]

Meeeee anddd........Meeee andddd.....Mrs. Nub.....Mrs. Nub, Mrs. Nub.......

We gotta nubbin.....going on..... :)

[tx_tuff]

Hear the rest of the story on the 5 O'clock Nub

[tx_tuff]

Nubalicious

[skipper]

Come and listen to a story about a man named NuB
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family Nub,
Then one day he was shootin at some Nub,
And up through the ground came a Nubblin crude.

[Maduro PiPs]

Just a hunk, a hunk of BURNING NUB....yayyyyyyyy

[skipper]

She has a nub in her oven.

[skipper]

The end of the Civil War was near
When quite accidentally,
A hero who sneezed abruptly seized
Retreat and reversed it to victory.

His medal of honor pleased and thrilled
his proud little family group.
While pinning it on some blood was spilled
And so it was planned he'd command NuB Troop.

Where Indian fights are colorful sights
and nobody takes a lickin'
Where pale face and redskin
Both turn chicken.

When killing and fighting get them down,
They know their morale can't droop.
As long as they all relax in town
Before they resume with a bang and a boom
NuB Troop.

[ashman]

Can't we all just Nub along????

Rodney King

[skipper]

We shall overnub!

[brianhewitt]

I got nuthin' but NUb for ya, baby!

[skipper]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/captainjohn/nub4.jpg

[skipper]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/captainjohn/nub3.jpg

[poriggity]

Very nice skip!
Scott

[skipper]

Just copied it all form the SPY WHO NUBBED ME

[ashman]

Once I have my first Nub, I think I will Nub one out

[tx_tuff]

In Nub we trust

[tx_tuff]

Rollin on my Nubs

[skipper]

Nub-be Nub-be dooo...
(Sanatra)

[tx_tuff]

I Nub the way you Nub me

[tx_tuff]

"These Nubs!"

[skipper]

She's so hot she gives me a Nubby!

[ashman]

She's so hot she gives me a Nubby!


Is that a Nub in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

[mjohnsoniii]

put your NUb on my shoulders...
- Michael Buble

[mjohnsoniii]

When you wish upon a NUb...

[brianhewitt]

We will, we will, Nub You, Nub You...

[skipper]

Green eggs and Nubs

[BrianEE93]

Cigar mascot -- Nubby Ballwin(pronun: Nubby Bald-One)

[Koapoorpeople]

Won't you take me to Nubbytown!

[Sam Leccia]

FREE NUB!!!

....Skynard

[brianhewitt]

...But Momma said
Can't hurry NUb
You'll just have to wait
She said NUb don't come easy
It's a game of give and take...

[skipper]

In-A-NUBba-Da-Vida

[skipper]

oops I nubbed it again

[minesman]

I Nub how you Nub me

[skipper]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/captainjohn/Sopranubs.jpg

[tx_tuff]

You want the NUB! You can't handle the NUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tx_tuff]

Is the the whole Nub and nothing but the Nub?

[tx_tuff]

And the wheels on the Nub go round and round, round and round, and the wheels on the Nub go round and round all day long

[Sam Leccia]

Makin' nub outta nuthing at all.

(man an air supply reference)

[Rowdymon]

Makin' nub outta nuthing at all.

(man an air supply reference)

To quote...

"How do I know you're ghey?"

[Daver3283]

To quote...

"How do I know you're ghey?"

Hey now Air Supply is timeless....

Such classis hits as:

"I'm all outta NUB"

"Making NUB outta nothing at all"

"The one that you NUB"

and more on this exclusive NUBlife offer. But wait there's more, order now and you get the ever popular "Even the NUBS are better"

[Rowdymon]

Timeless as Cher I would guess....'A girl from NUbenima'?

And I'm guessing you listen to Barbera Nubstein and Judie Garlin as well?

Why...when you could listen to Sammy NUbgar sing 'I can't NUb 55'? Maybe a little System of a NUb sing 'Violent Pornography'...

[minesman]

Only Nub can break a heart
Only Nub can mend it again

[skipper]

FUTURNUBA
http://home.comcast.net/~gregfisk/2004bender.jpg
bite my Shinny Metal Nub!

[minesman]

I wanna be Nubbed by you - and Nubbody else but you!

[Paesan]

You should've seen by the look in His eyes, buddy
There was something missing
You should've known by the tone in his voice, maybe
But we’re glad you listened
You played dead, but you never bled,
Instead you lay still in the fields, all coiled up and thinkin
And though I know all about those men
Still I don't remember
Cause it was you, mister, ready for them
And there still together
And you meant, every word you said
When you said that you’d roll them, You meant that you’d roll them forever
And I'm gonna keep on NUBBIN you
Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just wanna keep on NUBBIN you
And I meant, every word I said
When I said that buy them, I meant I would smoke them forever
And I'm gonna keep on NUBBIN you
Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just wanna keep on NUBBIN you
Baby I'm gonna keep on NUBBIN you
'Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on NUBBIN you

[tx_tuff]

It was Nub at first sight!

[leafandale]

Gotta go... it's NUB:30... time for a smoke!

[leafandale]

To the McDonalds tune....

"...da da da da da..... I'm Nubbin it!"

Hope no one's used it yet, cause I'm pattin' myself on the back for that one.

[BrianEE93]

To the McDonalds tune....

"...da da da da da..... I'm Nubbin it!"

Hope no one's used it yet, cause I'm pattin' myself on the back for that one.

My kids would like that one!

[brianhewitt]

I'm still pushing the NUb bandoleer! We can call it the NUboleer! (Hey, it's a pun, so I'm not technically hijacking the thread!)

[skipper]

I'm still pushing the NUb bandoleer! We can call it the NUboleer! (Hey, it's a pun, so I'm not technically hijacking the thread!)

i think it's a great idea nubjacker.

[tx_tuff]

I have had a Nub of this!

[Tonto The LI Sidekick]

I'm getting a stubby thinking about a NUbby

[Tonto The LI Sidekick]

I've never been NUbbed before...

[matt257]

I have had a Nub of this!

ENUb is eNUb

[Paesan]

Billy Preston

Nubbin' A nubbin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have some'
If you wanna be with me
Nubbin' from nubbin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have some'
If you wanna be with me

I'm tryin' to be your hero
'Cause that zero is too low for me,
I'm not tryin' to be your highness
'Cause that minus is too low to see, yeah

Nubbin' A nubbin' leaves nobbin'
And I'm not bluffin'
Believe you me
Don't you remember I told ya
I'm a soldier in the war on tobacco leaves, yeah
Yes, I am

[Headley]

All you need is Nub...la da da da da

All you need is Nub...la da da da da

Nub is all you need.

[lok17]

May the NUb be with you

This is the best one!!!! LOL

[Doc Stogie Fresh]

"Purple NUb, all in my brain.... acting funny and I don't know why, scuse me while I NUB THE SKY"

"All along the NUb-Tower...."

:)

[tx_tuff]

"Luke I am your Nub"

[tx_tuff]

motherNUBer

[tx_tuff]

Get the Nub outta here!

[skipper]

WTN?!
(What The Nub)

[brianhewitt]

I never knew NUb before, then came you...

[tx_tuff]

Happy Nub Day!

[texasmatt]

-The newest idea for a Bond movie? "The World Is Not a Nub"

[chubzerous]

Etta James- "At Last......my NUB has come along....."

[matt257]

Austin Powers - 'The Spy Who NUbbed Me'

[matt257]

James Bond - 'License to NUb'

[Doc Stogie Fresh]

I know I'm stuck on Jimi, but...

"Hey Joe.... where you goin with that Nub in your hand?"

"I'm goin'a shoot my ole lady, she been Nubbin' roun with some other man."

[texasmatt]

"The Man With the Golden Nub"

[Fishhound]

Hey Sammy! Why don't you NUB me?

[skipper]

Winnie the Nub

[Tonto The LI Sidekick]

"Luke I am your Nub"

from NUb Wars? :D

[Chango]

"I did it all for Nubbie(c'mon!), the Nubbie(c'mon!), so you can take that Cubbie, and stick it up your a$$..."

-Limp Bizkit

[skipper]

ohhhhh.....
The wonderful thing about NUBers
Is NUBers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber;
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Nub! Nub! Nub! Nub! Nub!
But the most wonderful thing about NUBers is
I'm the only one!

http://www.newcelebritystudios.com/poohsrainforest/tiggerhooray.gif woohoo hoo hoo

[A Woman who loves cigars]

It's getting Nub in here, it's getting Nub in here....

[AbeScromsbie]

"Leave the gun, take the NUB."

[minesman]

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel Nubby?' Well, do ya punk?"

[Webmeister]

How do I NUb thee? Let me count the ways...

[Webmeister]

If it looks like a NUb, smells like a NUb, and smokes like a NUb... it's a NUb!

[Webmeister]

Rub a NUb NUb...

[Webmeister]

NUb is a many splendored thing.

[Webmeister]

The NUbby soaps:

NUbs Of Our Lives
As The NUb Turns
All My NUbs

[Cameroon-swoon]

Here I am.... nub you like a hurricane!

[ilikebigash]

"I like big nubs
and I cannot lie..."

[ilikebigash]

"Nub me baby one more time..."

[lighthouse]

e-NUB is e-NUB!

[lighthouse]

What NUBs! - Young Frankenstein

[lighthouse]

I've been lookin' for NUB in all the wrong places....


If only I could find true NUB!

[lighthouse]

Can't wait to become a NUB-aholic, but I will refuse to join NUBsannonymous!

[texasmatt]

Once Barry White tries a Nub... "Can't get enough of your Nub, baby"

[lok17]

My kingdom for a NUB!!!

[lighthouse]

Is that a NUB in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

[Fr8dog]

My bruddah from another NUb'a

[jester77]

12 step program for NUBaholics

1. start putting money aside to buy your first box
2. wait 24 days
3. head to the nearest tobacconist that stocks NUBs
4. time to make a choice, no need to rush
5. after selecting your box pay for your NUBs
6. transport your precious cargo back home
7. place all of your new NUBs in your humidor sans 1, more if you are with friends & feeling generous
8. unwrap your NUB
9. hold and smell your NUB
10. cut your NUB
11. light your NUB
12. kick back and enjoy

[Fr8dog]

If it's not one thing, it's a NUb-a

Hecho in NUb-aragua

[jester77]

Pennsylvania Sam and the temple of NUB

[tx_tuff]

Nub, just like you like it

[tx_tuff]

Have it Nub way.

[tx_tuff]

nub_tuff

Just had to :)

[tx_tuff]

Post Nub Reply

[Fr8dog]

Ask not what your NUb can do for you, but what you can do for your NUb

[Cyrann]

Not going anywhere for a while? *NUB*

(Snickers theme)

I wanted to do a good one, but I guess I suck... :-|