lighthouse
03-06-2008, 08:19 PM
So I'm sitting at my desk when I heard sirens coming closer and closer. I got up and went to the front of the building to find out what the commotion was, only to find the lid to the drop box plus postman's bag and one of his shoe's lying on the ground near the drop box - both still smoldering and smoking. I went outside and found the postman sitting on the curb, stunned, clothes tattered, and he was absolutely covered with soot.
I inquired as to what happened and all he could say was "I reached in my bag and BOOOM!" As the paramedics tended to his wounds, he simply stared off in the distance and mumbled BOOOM! The paramedics took him away, but said they felt he will survive the blast.
As I headed back into the building, I saw in the bushes the remains of a box containing a couple of bags and a note addressed to me. That's when I realized what had happened!
The following is what I found:
Kinky Friedman
Hupmann Vintage Cameroon
Slow-Age 826
HdM Excalibur
Arganese Maduro Chairman
Trinidad
Rock Patel '99 Connecticut
Quintero Box-Pressed Torpedo
Private Stock
and....
....
....
....
a NUB Cameroon!!!!!!!! :D:D:D
I was absolutely stunned as I read the note from Patefengreen, who's note suggested I had "...picked on the wrong Texan!!" Perhaps so, but it had to be done! However, the return fire was done with significantly more firepower - enough to bring the toughest of us to their knees!
Patefengreen, I am truly honored to be the one to recieve the last NUB you had. Might even be the first offical NUB Bomb too!!! Simply Awesome!!!!!:)
My very sincerest THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
I inquired as to what happened and all he could say was "I reached in my bag and BOOOM!" As the paramedics tended to his wounds, he simply stared off in the distance and mumbled BOOOM! The paramedics took him away, but said they felt he will survive the blast.
As I headed back into the building, I saw in the bushes the remains of a box containing a couple of bags and a note addressed to me. That's when I realized what had happened!
The following is what I found:
Kinky Friedman
Hupmann Vintage Cameroon
Slow-Age 826
HdM Excalibur
Arganese Maduro Chairman
Trinidad
Rock Patel '99 Connecticut
Quintero Box-Pressed Torpedo
Private Stock
and....
....
....
....
a NUB Cameroon!!!!!!!! :D:D:D
I was absolutely stunned as I read the note from Patefengreen, who's note suggested I had "...picked on the wrong Texan!!" Perhaps so, but it had to be done! However, the return fire was done with significantly more firepower - enough to bring the toughest of us to their knees!
Patefengreen, I am truly honored to be the one to recieve the last NUB you had. Might even be the first offical NUB Bomb too!!! Simply Awesome!!!!!:)
My very sincerest THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! :D