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[Sam Leccia]

For the chuck norris posters...here's your home....just nub-afy 'em

[Rowdymon]

I'll kick it off

Teenage Mutant Ninjau NUbs is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a NUb whole, and when he crapped it out, the NUb was six feet tall and had learned karate

[bigb123]

Chuck Norris isn't waiting for NUb cigars to be released. NUb cigars is waiting for Chuck Norris' permission.

Chuck Norris actually invented NUb cigars, then he lit one using only a magnifying glass. At night.

[lok17]

When Chuck Norris cries his tears are made out of NUB cigars... too bad Chuck Norris never cries...

[chubzerous]

Chuck Norris doesn't roll Nub Cigars he stares at the leaves until they roll themselves!

[Fishhound]

Chuck Norris doesn't ask for a Nub pre-release, he stares down the rep till he surrenders one.

[tx_tuff]

Nub's first words "Chuck Norris, I fu*ked him!"

[texasmatt]

There is no fist behind Chuck Norris' beard, only a NUB.

[Daver3283]

Rumour has it that NUB cigars were modeled after Chuck Norris' fingers.

[doblemaduro]

Chuck Norris doesn't smoke NUBS, NUBS smoke Chuck Norris!

[thegraduate]

if it looks like a Churchill, smokes like a churchhill and chuck norris says its a churchill...its a churchill.
if it looks like a Carona , smokes like a carona but chuck norris says its a nub...its a nub.

[mjohnsoniii]

Sam Leccia IS Chuck Norris!!!

[mjohnsoniii]

Ever wonder why you never see Chuck Norris and Sam Leccia in the same place at the same time...hmmm

[tobacmon]

Chuck is Sam's beyotch!

[Daver3283]

What can I say!?

[earnold25]

All Nubs start out as Churchills. Chuck Norris always get his share first.

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/07/13/action-jeans.jpg

[Cyrann]

Chuck is Sam's beyotch!

Best one yet!

[cybervee]

Chuck Norris doesn't buy nubs - nubs ask Chuck Norris for permission to spontaneously combust between his lips!

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